The Savvy Mom's Guide to a Successful Middle School Registration...


 {the "middle schooler" & his little sister... Knotts Berry Farm 2011}
                     
  1. Dress hip.
  2. Don't use words like "hip."
  3. Keep an appropriate distance (Read: NO touching within a 5 mile radius).
  4. Don't ask the adult helpers too many questions.
  5. Pretend like you DON'T EVEN NOTICE the extremely-flirty-short-shorts-long-bouncy-hair-make-up-wearing girls saying "Hi Jacob!!" & "Have a good day Jacob!!" & "I want to do inappropriate things with you Jacob!!"  [oh sorry, that last one might be a little exaggeration… but OH- you'd be amazed at some of the stories he's shared]
  6. Keep your camera far, far away.
  7. Buy the yearbook.  Join the PTA.  Jump off the cliff.  ANYTHING to make the process go smoother & eliminate future paperwork.
  8. Have "How are you going to smile for the picture?" discussions in the privacy of your own home.  Beforehand.  [okay, in all seriousness, I learned very early on not to have these discussions at all… unless you want a nervous kid and a horrible picture!]
  9. Meet up with other parents later that evening to drink your sorrows away.
  10. Count your lucky stars that they're not in high school.  Yet.
                                                  

16 comments:

  1. Hahah this was adorable, 5 and 10 are definitely my favorite

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  2. Funniest post EVER! Laughing so hard I can't eat my precious cereal that I was craving so much this morning~! Seriously, you kill me and I just fear the day its my turn to register my kids. long time away but still I fear it!

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  3. Well, this just scares me. NOT READY FOR THIS EVER. ;)

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  4. Oh Torrie! you have me cracking up with this one. I feel and remember your pain. Wen through it with my stepkids a few years ago (feels like a lifetime ago) and I remember all of it. But so not looking forward to it with little Emerson. Good for you for knowing to keep the kissing and camera at a distance. Boys can be so funny about that stuff and I had no idea until I went through it. Hang in there and make friends with the other parents. That will help with your sanity. Strength in numbers sister!

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  5. It was a nightmare for this first time middle school mom! Is it always that much of a mess? Yea, made a few mistakes too, practiced the smile in the picture line (and included the line "let me check your teeth for food), asked adult helpers too many questions...

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  6. This is the ultimate guide! We didn't have to do middle school as we're K-8. And though the kids stay much younger, I was always shocked at the height of the skirts and low-cut everythings...

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  7. Storing this all in my brain for the future :) and you are seriously cracking me up. I hope I have this same sense of humor when the big day comes for us! You are a "hip" mom by the way!

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  8. I am fearful and filing this away for future use.

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  9. You're making me feel much better about our decision to send our girls to a K-8 Catholic School (we're not Catholic). Although I remember hearing stories about 'those Catholic girls'! No matter what, I guess we all have to go through it somewhere along the line. Thanks for the tips! :)

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  10. I'm scared! Deep breath. I've got a year to adjust, I've got a year to adjust, I've got a year to adjust, I've got...
    xo-k

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  11. haha i was laughing out loud reading this. he should at least appreciate that you are trying! :)

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  12. ahahha - laughing out loud at #1 and #2!!! You crack me up :) Glad you made it through the day!

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  13. I use the word hip all the time. Guess I'm not hip. Hahahah!

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  14. hahah oh man....sounds like an art, almost.

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