Full exposure.

  

I’m sick.

My eyes are watery.

Nose, runny.

Yawny-sneezy-itchy-queasy-achy.

Blaaaaah.

But thanks to Stephanie…

I’m tan.

And really, isn’t that what matters most in the big scheme of things?

…a self tanner that doesn’t smell (a huge step up from the last one- that worked well, but according to my kids, smelled like a diaper), doesn’t blotch or streak, and doesn’t have to be applied every day.  In fact, I need to reapply mine before it fades.  But that would mean I'd have to shower.  And when I’m this frail, that’s a lot to ask.

*Note to Stephanie:  

I seriously miss your posts.  I know you’re busy with real life and all, but honestly, throw me a bone here.

{stole that last part from Austin Powers}