Every girl...

“... is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey

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Love this quote.

And hate it at the same time.


  1. Tina Fey is brilliant and this is all too true and sad. But a good reminder about how unrealistic the beauty, fashion and entertainment industries' portrayal of women is...thanks for making me think (and laugh).

    1. a california tan? doable, but not worth all of the sunburns that would have to take place prior to getting there... the arms of michelle obama? someday. it will happen. *someday*... a classic button nose? forget about it. ;)

  2. I'm finally finishing her book right now. So funny!

  3. i do love every thing about this...the words and the image. so funny, so sad, yet so damn good!

  4. Love and hate, for sure! Totally love Tina though.


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